random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

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