random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

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