random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta



Posts of Import
Karma
SE v2 Closed BETA
First Post
Subscriptions and Things

Karma Rankings
ScoobySnacks
HoZay
Paracetamol
cb361
mechavolt