Moonwalking with Einstein -
The Art and Science of Remembering Everything
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox