random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

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