Anger -
Wisdom for Cooling the Flames
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
