random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

blood is the best lube - swiggy

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu



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