my sock is now my sword - Gyro
Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!
blood is the best lube - swiggy
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu