random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

useless without pictures - cb361

a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber



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