random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

priceless. And worthless. - sanepride

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75



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