random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

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