The Conquest of Bread -
The inherent flaws in feudalism and capitalism
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361