random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

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