Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
I meant nipples - crwk8
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
