Moonwalking with Einstein -
The Art and Science of Remembering Everything
I meant nipples - crwk8
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
it's the fapture! - Robolt
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel