random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi



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