The Shepherd's Crown
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
The Final Discworld Novel.
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..