random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

priceless. And worthless. - sanepride

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

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