random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw



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