random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

I Love this Stuff - taeyn

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur



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