random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

blood is the best lube - swiggy

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus



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