random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

seven levels of rad - graham

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

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