Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
I am sticking with cock - papango
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes