random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

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