random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

useless without pictures - cb361

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

it's almost like having friends - cb361

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

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