random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

it's the fapture! - Robolt

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati



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