LEGO Mindstorms EV3 -
Pretend it's for the kids. We both know better.
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
