random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

let crazy put its dick in you - cb361

I am sticking with cock - papango

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte



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