random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga



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