is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
blood is the best lube - swiggy
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
