The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele