random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

it's almost like having friends - cb361

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai

they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK



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