Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
eat clit or die! - vahid
