random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden



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