random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48



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