random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel



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