The Dollop -
It's history, but funny. Usually. Mostly.
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr