Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
I meant nipples - crwk8
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
taser him again, boys - Moke
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious