random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish



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