random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire



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