random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

Digg for dicks - plexer

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi

eat clit or die! - vahid

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

blood is the best lube - swiggy



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