random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

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