random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

where you can be a vagitarian - vahid

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

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