random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

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