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Wednesday, 15 June 2016
quote [ Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. ]
When you really, REALLY need some bacon...
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papango said @ 7:13am GMT on 15th Jun
I wonder if he'll be in the same prison with the woman arrested for being raped?
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 7:27am GMT on 15th Jun
Which one? That's SOP in that part of the world...
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papango said @ 7:35am GMT on 15th Jun
The Dutch woman whose just been sentenced, is the one making the news here.
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 7:37am GMT on 15th Jun
Yeah, I know. I was making a sarcastic commentary on the laws in the GCC states. I laugh so that I will not rage...
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papango said @ 7:46am GMT on 15th Jun
It's all you can do.
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cb361 said @ 9:03am GMT on 15th Jun
That's why I wouldn't go there.
Also, they haven't asked me. |
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Bob Denver said @ 7:16am GMT on 15th Jun
I don't eat bacon (I prefer to get my salty fat from butter) and now...I doubt I'll ever be able to see a standard breakfast without wanting to recount this story.
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 7:29am GMT on 15th Jun
...and remembering the photo of five grim-faced men posing with 27 lbs of ass bacon.
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cb361 said @ 8:29am GMT on 15th Jun
That photo's meme-bait, if ever there was one.
If I had time to start the ball rolling, I'd'shop "I want to believe." at the top. |
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papango said @ 8:34am GMT on 15th Jun
This week on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare.
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arrowhen said @ 9:27am GMT on 15th Jun
This bacon tastes like ass!
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Hugh E. said @ 3:49pm GMT on 15th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
It's supposed to be pork butt, not butt pork!
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KingPellinore said @ 12:11pm GMT on 15th Jun
This bacon is so burnt, it looks like a Qatari smuggler had it hidden up his ass!
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pwapwap said @ 10:02am GMT on 15th Jun
Wait, is that the bacon on the table?
Possibly not if it was 12kg. Can anyone verify legitness of this website? |
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 10:22am GMT on 15th Jun
I can't speak for the site itself, but the comments on the page seem pretty definite that this story is fake. Oh well...
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sanepride said @ 9:10pm GMT on 15th Jun
Mugshot is of a former Gitmo detainee swapped for Bowe Bergdahl.
So yeah, fake. |
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arrowhen said @ 10:56pm GMT on 15th Jun
[Score:1 Interesting]
It's probably viral marketing for a condom company.
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sanepride said @ 11:07pm GMT on 15th Jun
Could be...but somehow it doesn't make me want to go out and buy condoms.
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Headlessfriar said @ 12:12am GMT on 16th Jun
Sure it does. "When you do anal in Qatar, better wrap your bacon!" It's a brilliant new campaign.
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sanepride said @ 1:05am GMT on 16th Jun
I have a feeling doing anal in Qatar is even more illegal than bacon.
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 1:57am GMT on 16th Jun
...but far more common.
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satanspenis666 said @ 11:11pm GMT on 15th Jun
50 lashes and 15 years in prison just seems unjust. I feel like the penalty for having 27 lbs of bacon in your ass, should be having had 27 lbs of bacon in your ass.
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machpi said @ 6:13am GMT on 16th Jun
The man really likes bacon.
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