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fap 'til you puke - kang
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance