Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
life begins at confection - Tirade
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
