random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy

This 'community' consists of nothing more than porn-obsessed technology wankers, who validate their existence by philosophising and analysising the most trivial insignificant matters to superfluous extent - shadystalkerperson

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

I meant nipples - crwk8

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth



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