random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

it's the fapture! - Robolt

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough



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