random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context

Digg for dicks - plexer

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

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