random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

I meant nipples - crwk8

Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48

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