random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac



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