random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

this isn't Reddit - theolypse

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox

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