Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox
