random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife



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