random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

I am sticking with cock - papango

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

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