random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

I Love this Stuff - taeyn

this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki

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