random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

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