random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

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