random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy



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