random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep



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