random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

when come back bring pr0n - moriati

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

where you can be a vagitarian - vahid

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