random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

never read comments - theolypse

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0



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