random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

wood man approves highly - snowfox

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish



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