abortion and procrastination don't mix well.
Monday, 26 April 2021

A Bug's Life Fleshlight creator has made a penetrable Shrek ear

quote [ Since creating the Bug's Life-themed Fleshlight last year, artist Malek Lazri has continued his work with horrible items based on Shrek, The Incredibles, Cars, Ratatouille, and more. ]

What can I say except, You're welcome.
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[by steele@11:00pmGMT] [12 comments]

Thursday, 8 April 2021

People are now writing erotic fanfiction about the ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal

quote [ Following a nautical traffic jam, a toilet paper shortage and a delay in shipment of sex toys, Ever Given is now pioneering a new genre of erotica. One that will either make you want to throw yourself overboard or wish the cargo had kept the canal company for longer. ]

"Suez has always believed that he was not a pervert. And once again, he is terribly, extremely wrong.

?Shit, I was so lewd on that day?? He lamented mentally."

Link to the story archive: https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Suez%20Canal%20(Anthropomorphic)/works?page=1
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[by slaytanik@5:49amGMT] [0 comments]

Friday, 12 February 2021

Dixie Ray: Hollywood Star (1983)

quote [ In 1940s Los Angeles, private investigator Nick Popodopolis, is hired by actress Dixie Ray, to find her blackmailer. ]

Everybody is a star in Hollywood
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[by ScoobySnacks@6:01amGMT] [2 comments]

Wednesday, 23 December 2020

balldo? ? The World's First Ball-Dildo

quote [ Introducing the balldo?. The world?s first sex toy that lets you to penetrate your partner with your balls. Let the ballsex revolution begin. ]

LOL! This changes everything!
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+3 Informative]
[by steele@3:32amGMT] [8 comments]

Tuesday, 15 December 2020

Pornhub Just Purged All Unverified Content From the Platform

quote [ After changing its policies to ban unverified uploaders and Mastercard and Visa's decision to drop the platform entirely, Pornhub has removed millions of videos. ]

Watch Pornhub and just do whatever I want
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+5 Good]
[by ScoobySnacks@6:01amGMT] [3 comments]

Friday, 4 December 2020

Free VR Porn Videos - 2020 Advent Calendar

quote [ Get one FREE VR Porn Video every day until Christmas! ]

BaDoinkVR is doing their christmas vr porn advent calendar again. Word.
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+4 Hot Pr0n]
[by steele@11:33pmGMT] [5 comments]

Thursday, 8 October 2020

OnlyFans [shitty pay site] free choose your own adventure [free and funny enough for the price)

quote [ With a blinding flash, you land in the middle of a forest clearing.

Phew! Looks like the teleport from the ????? ?? ??? ???? was successful, which is always a bit of a relief. You've heard of these circles misfiring?designating one's own balls as "impure" and neglecting to teleport them.

>Actually, hang on... ]

While I disagree paying for porn via fansonly or whatever it's called, this series is super creative. I found it on the juggling mime porn girl reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/user/AellaGirl/comments/j6yhey/my_friend_spent_months_working_on_a_porny/ enjoy! or don't!
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+1 Interesting]
[by lilmookieesquire@3:41amGMT] [2 comments]

Saturday, 19 September 2020

'A Felony Just to Own': The Sleazy Story Behind Penthouse?s Most Controversial Issue

quote [ One scandal would?ve been enough. ]

I peeked at the pictures, but never knew
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[by ScoobySnacks@5:02amGMT] [4 comments]

Tuesday, 25 August 2020

Please Mr Postman

quote [ Watch as Loni the new postwoman makes her rounds delivering more than just the mail. There is something strange about those mysterious brown packages ]

Here comes that postman again
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+5 Classy Pr0n]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:02amGMT] [7 comments]

Saturday, 23 May 2020

A Feud in Wolf-Kink Erotica Raises a Deep Legal Question

And its not the legal question you're probably thinking of!

Full article in extended.

[NSFW] [pr0n] [+8]
[by Dienes@6:30pmGMT] [12 comments]

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