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God is a coping mechanism for death.
Facts don't become true until you acknowledge them.
You've been lied to before, and you'll be lied to again.
If the facts contradict my beliefs, then the facts must be wrong.
Most people don't know and don't care.
My eyes and ears can play tricks on me, but my preconceived notions can't possibly be wrong.
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
Life is pain. Just FYI.
I need to ignore a lot of facts in order to maintain my worldview. It's challenging, but I've gotten better at it over the years.
You will be judged.
They say hindsight is 20/20, but they don't take into account ignorance and stupidity.
No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.
People are stupid. Get used to it.
Second dinner is what makes life worth living.
Love is what keeps us from murdering our children.
Proffreading is for loosers.
I'm glad I was born after toilet paper was invented.
Look on the bright side; some day, you'll be dead.
On the internet, no one knows you're naked. And a horse.
You can't murder someone twice.
The future is soon.