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Saturday, 13 August 2022

DC cuts scene of Batman performing oral sex because ‘heroes don’t do that’

quote [ DC cut a scene of Batman performing oral sex because "heroes don't do that." It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone. ]

Of course Batman goes down. Why do you think his mask ends at his nose?

[NSFW] [art] [+1 Funny]
[by cb361@8:16amGMT] [9 comments]

Thursday, 24 February 2022

Bright Lights, Belgian City, Unhappy Hookers

quote [ Antwerp will dim the bright new lights along the Belgian port city's waterfront after prostitutes complained they were putting off potential clients. ]

Only in Europe would the local government listen to the complaints of working girls. Excepting Nevada, of course, where morality means you have gambling and prostitution, but not in the same counties. - gm1970

[SFW] [history] [+1 Hot Pr0n]
[by cb361@11:04pmGMT] [3 comments]

Friday, 21 January 2022

Meat Loaf Dies: ‘Bat Out Of Hell’ Singer & ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ Actor Was 74

quote [ Meat Loaf, the hardworking singer and actor whose Bat Out of Hell is one of the best-selling albums ever and who played Eddie in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, has died. He was 74. ]

Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman are suing each other in heaven tonight.

[SFW] [obituaries] [+2 Informative]
[by cb361@9:06amGMT] [6 comments]

Sunday, 19 December 2021

Man kicked off flight for wearing women's underwear as face mask

quote [ Adam Jenne was ordered to disembark the United Airlines flight following his stunt -which he suggests illustrates the "absurdity" of having to wear a face covering on a plane until it reaches cruising altitude. ]

You've got to Fight! For your right! To be a dick.
[SFW] [health]
[by cb361@4:59pmGMT] [16 comments]

Monday, 16 August 2021

Cammie Toloui, the peep show performer who peeped back

quote [ Turning her camera on her customers, the sex worker and photojournalist exposed the male gaze to itself – and opened up a world of shame and desire ]

It’s fine. Luckily we’re all English so no-one’s going to ask any questions. Thank you, centuries of emotional repression

[NSFW] [art] [+1 Funsightful]
[by cb361@6:01pmGMT] [0 comments]



Saturday, 6 March 2021

Morton's Toe: The History Of Humanity's Weirdest Symbol Of Beauty

quote [ Is your second toe longer than your first? Considered by many ancient artists and cultures a high mark of beauty, dominance, and intelligence. Who proclaimed it a beauty symbol, and why did it become so prevalent? ]

I suddenly noticed that my girlfriend's second toe is longer, whereas my big toe is the longest. Which led me down a Morton's Toe rabbit hole.
[SFW] [history] [+2 Informative]
[by cb361@8:17pmGMT] [5 comments]

Saturday, 21 November 2020

Bardcore: Modern Melodies with Medieval Music

quote [ What do you get when you combine modern pop songs and medieval instruments and vocals? Bardcore. ]

I hadn't heard Pumped Up Kicks before, and now that I have, I think I prefer the bardcore version.

[SFW] [music] [+5 Underrated]
[by cb361@6:43pmGMT] [3 comments]

Tuesday, 3 November 2020

Trump’s Top Tips For Voting in the Election

quote [ Donald Trump gives his top tips for voting in the US election. ]

Something something something satire is indistinguishable from reality.

[SFW] [politics]
[by cb361@11:10pmGMT] [16 comments]

Saturday, 10 October 2020

YouTubers are upscaling the past to 4K. Historians want them to stop

quote [ The first time you see Denis Shiryaev’s videos, they feel pretty miraculous. You can walk through New York as it was in 1911, or ride on Wuppertal’s flying train at the turn of the 20th century, or witness the birth of the moving image in a Leeds garden in 1888. ]

I don't have much truck with the criticism. I really just wanted to bring attention to these amazing looking videos.
[SFW] [history] [+3 Interesting]
[by cb361@1:24pmGMT] [8 comments]

Monday, 5 October 2020

Ghost hunter horrified that Poundland is selling ouija boards for Halloween

quote [ All hell could break loose if the demon attached itself to anyone and follow them around. Nasty spirits can scratch and attack people and should not be messed with as people could get seriously hurt. ]

“And you shouldn't believe all the press about Ouija boards. They can't be used in an exorcism. Trivial Pursuit can, but that's another story.”
[SFW] [religion & spirituality] [+4 Funny]
[by cb361@11:59amGMT] [4 comments]



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