Tuesday, 27 December 2016

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

quote [ “PLACED A BOBBY PIN IN VAGINA -STATES SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHY” ]

She knows why.

This was going to be a quickie, so I know it's pretty light. Feel free to add in any other items you either have, or plan to have, lodged in an orifice. Links to the Motörhead range of dildos and vibrators in the extended.

I really like the Warpig Orgasmatron.


[NSFW] [do it yourSElf] [+7 Informative]
[by papango@4:51amGMT]

Comments

Leezurd said[2] @ 5:32am GMT on 27th Dec
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papango said @ 5:38am GMT on 27th Dec [Score:2]
"And a partridge where it shouldn't be!"
Headlessfriar said @ 7:27am GMT on 27th Dec [Score:1 Funny]
midden said @ 7:23am GMT on 27th Dec
Dog's paw stuck in ear?
lilmookieesquire said @ 8:51am GMT on 27th Dec
My mom was a nurse and I heard horrible stories growing up. Please don't try to put halogen lights up butt holes people. It's made of glass! Glass!
Bleb said @ 4:10pm GMT on 27th Dec
You can't spell glass without-- well, you know.
RokDragon said @ 1:35am GMT on 28th Dec
I am still haunted by 'one guy one cup'
pleaides said @ 9:03am GMT on 27th Dec
Related; http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/09/04/norwegian-man-gets-testicle-stuck-ikea-chair
zarathustra said @ 1:10pm GMT on 27th Dec
Wow. I think I will just stick with my head.
7 said @ 1:55pm GMT on 27th Dec
captainstubing said @ 9:51pm GMT on 27th Dec
Egg Timer. I'm going to stick this up my bottom for three minutes. No more, no less.

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