Saturday, 1 October 2016

Man Arrested After Doing 5 Lines Of Coke And Having A 40-Minute Wank In Pub Beer Garden

quote [ Blackburn magistrates heard that Michael Brian Scott had been drinking heavily and done 5 lines of coke before shamelessly wanking himself off for 40 minutes (!) in the beer garden of Clitheroe Kate’s on Mincing Lane while people were constantly walking past.

His lawyer said Michael and those who know him were having a hard time explaining his actions: ]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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[by pleaides@4:01amGMT]

Comments

foobar said @ 5:24am GMT on 1st Oct [Score:2]
He later claimed all polls showed he won the debate.
rylex said @ 4:50am GMT on 1st Oct [Score:1 Underrated]
Cocaine isnt shit.

Pcp is a hell of a drug...
discolemonade2.0 said @ 6:55am GMT on 1st Oct [Score:1 Good]
Five lines? Man the fuck up son
arrowhen said @ 7:27am GMT on 1st Oct [Score:2]
British lines are longer, because of the metric system.
sanepride said @ 4:06am GMT on 1st Oct
40 minutes?!?!

Bah, mediocre.
damnit said @ 4:33am GMT on 1st Oct
NuncEstBibendum said @ 3:21pm GMT on 1st Oct
All those spectators ruined his concentration, I guess.

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