Sunday, 3 July 2016

Pounded By The Pound

quote [ When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.

In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

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This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love. ]

Quite possibly the most SE-appropriate book ever.
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+1 WTF]
[by Spyike@10:32pmGMT]

Comments

cb361 said @ 11:09pm GMT on 3rd Jul [Score:1 Funsightful]
My girlfriend points out that the Pound already has a Queen on it.
cb361 said @ 11:02pm GMT on 3rd Jul
Well, I hope they practice safe fiscal responsibility.
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 11:47pm GMT on 3rd Jul
Not satisfied with the Hugo Awards, Chuck Tingle sets out to conquer the Man Booker Prize. During his press-the-flesh conference, Mr. Tingle expressed astonishment that he hadn't been nominated in the past. "It's got 'man' right there in the title. How could I have missed an opening like that?"
shiftace said @ 6:44pm GMT on 5th Jul
The Pound is all shriveled up at a 30 year low. That's not sexy at all. I want to see massive gains not a sad deflated currency that can't stay up.
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 6:58pm GMT on 5th Jul
But that's the plot, you see? You need to dash in and rescue the poor pound from its low self-esteem and show it the true meaning of shabangalanga-whoop-de-flapdoodlesnugglemuffinwhip-snortomaticalhummina-hummina-hummina. If you're into that sort of thing.

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