Thursday, 8 April 2021

Jeff Bezos Allegedly Loves Bathing in the Piss of his Employees

quote [ “BREAKING: More Perfect Union has obtained emails showing that Amazon privately pressured USPS to install an illegal ballot dropbox during the union election in Bessemer, AL.

The emails directly contradict public statements by USPS about the box's origins.

There's more.” ]

Surely the reason he wants them pissing in bottles is for his own kinks, no?

They're counting the votes now. I don't have high hopes given how dirty amazon was being. Illegal post office boxes, massive billboards with misinformation, manipulating the timing of traffic lights to mess with canvassing efforts, etc...
[SFW] [Big Brother] [+1 Informative]
[by steele@9:35pmGMT]

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endopol said @ 7:14am GMT on 9th Apr [Score:1 Funsightful]
That rumor has been distorted beyond all recognition. The truth, as I heard it, is that Jeff tucks the pee bottles under his polo shirt--unopened, mind you--that he may feel their vital warmth. He is actually quite fastidious that not a drop touch his skin--to the point that he will often tuck a semicircular toilet mat under his shirt collar.
steele said @ 4:46pm GMT on 9th Apr
Okay, but what about the poop bags? Surely, he likes to wallow in their shit?
endopol said[1] @ 6:29pm GMT on 9th Apr
Yes, that bit is common knowledge. But no more than a quart bag at a time, and never above the waist. He makes a point of this.
endopol said[1] @ 6:41pm GMT on 9th Apr [Score:1 Informative]
Pee and poo samples are graded according to the physical and moral virtues of the Amazon employees to whom they pertain. Only the very best, those which Jeff deems "Amazon Prime", will be considered.
steele said @ 7:12pm GMT on 9th Apr
It all makes so much sense now!🤦‍♂️
avid said @ 5:07am GMT on 9th Apr
I bet that tent around the ballot box obscures the view from the security cameras. It already has the advantage that you can give a long anti-union presentation and march everyone out to cast their vote without time to reflect or research.

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