random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom

^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus



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