random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

never read comments - theolypse

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

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