random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361



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