random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

fapping all over the world -

press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel

this isn't Reddit - theolypse

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