The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT