random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough



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