random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

where you can be a vagitarian - vahid

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

blood is the best lube - swiggy

there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr



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