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Monday, 4 February 2019

I Disinfect the Casting Couch

quote [ Watch I Disinfect the Casting Couch on Pornhub.com, the best hardcore porn site. Pornhub is home to the widest selection of free Red Head sex videos full of the hottest pornstars. If you're craving ryan creamer XXX movies you'll find them here. ]

Ryan Creamer makes these rather SFW videos and puts them on pornhub; the post is only NSFW because it's still a link to a porn site. Wasn't there a "quickies" category at one point? This feels like it could be there too.

Other videos include "I do the dishes without being asked" and "I deliver you a pizza and don't put my wiener in it".
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+10 Classy Pr0n]
[by Headlessfriar@4:09amGMT] [2 comments]

Tuesday, 8 January 2019

Tyler Cassidy - Louis C.K.

quote [ Can I please get consent? Cause I want to jerk on my dick ]

My favorite song by him is still Boyfriend, I can listen to that one repeatedly, but this one is good & topical too. Tyler never really holds back.
[NSFW] [people] [+2 Original]
[by Headlessfriar@1:40pmGMT] [4 comments]

Thursday, 7 December 2017

Angela White gets emotional and cries after creampie

quote [ "I came here to jerk my cock, not for a tear jerker. " ]

This video starts near the end of a scene, and goes on long after it's supposed to have ended. Didn't go as planned. It's not the sort of thing that's supposed to happen in professional porn, but maybe it was bound to happen sooner or later.
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+8 Hot Pr0n]
[by Headlessfriar@1:11amGMT] [10 comments]

Sunday, 12 November 2017

Watsky - Going Down [UNCENSORED] [x Infinity]

quote [ Watsky x Infinity album film screenings: http://georgewatsky.com/tour/ twitter/FB/IG: @gwatsky Listen to x Infinity: http://radi.al/xInfinity Executive Produ... ]

George Watsky put a cum shot on YouTube. I'm impressed, been a fan since I was introduced to his work but this is a pretty ballsy move. Possibly why he also uploaded the video to Pornhub as well as YouTube.

Also, if this comes out shitty, I'm posting from my phone. I've been stuck with no laptop for a month now at work in PR. Hopefully I get to the land of not-damaged infrastructure soon.
[NSFW] [music] [+3 Hot Pr0n]
[by Headlessfriar@9:52pmGMT] [2 comments]

Saturday, 14 January 2017

NASA raised thousands of jellyfish in space. They ended up unfit for life on Earth.

quote [ Since the early 1990s, we humans have been doing something both odd and eminently sensible: We've been launching jellyfish into space. And we have been doing so for science. ]

[SFW] [science & technology] [+5 Interesting]
[by Headlessfriar@11:48pmGMT] [1 comment]



Friday, 30 September 2016

Little Big - Hateful Love - Russian Rave band

I've been listening to these guys for a couple of months now, and when I first saw the main link video, thought I needed to post it here. I really don't know why no one else beat me to the punch. Other stuffs by them in extended.

[NSFW] [music] [+10 WTF]
[by Headlessfriar@2:01amGMT] [7 comments]

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens

quote [ Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change. ]

Sweden, there is a reason your TLD is .se, isn't there?
[NSFW] [Quickies] [+6 WTF]
[by Headlessfriar@1:02amGMT] [6 comments]

Thursday, 10 March 2016

Here there be booty!

quote [ I was so intrigued with the first scan of my butt that I sent it to an artist in the U.K. Here is my butt blown up really large. ]

I got this from D&D memes. Seriously wanting to send my party to an epic adventure on my butt now.

[NSFW] [travel] [+7 Original]
[by Headlessfriar@11:27pmGMT] [1 comment]

Friday, 20 November 2015

The human flesh you crave, at prices you can afford!

quote [ Kanye West
Always push the boundaries in taste

The Kanye Salami will pull no punches: heavy, and boldly flavored, pure Kanye West meat will blend with rich, coarse-ground pork. Hungarian paprika and worcestershire give Kanye an underlying smokiness, spiced up with hints of jalapeno. The Kanye Salami is best paired with strong straight bourbon. ]

I would love to see videos of celebrities eating their own salami. It'd be the voyeuristic voraphillic version of autofellatio. Fine epicurean cannibalism, yum :)
[SFW] [food & drink] [+3 Funny]
[by Headlessfriar@11:23pmGMT] [10 comments]

Thursday, 13 August 2015

The Emerging Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Yourself

quote [ There are different perspectives of everything, and Ovipositors are no exception. Many like to envision an alien creature that wants its eggs inside you. It can be a little intimidating or off-putting to those who do not fantasize about being the willing or unwilling host of alien beings inside them. It blurs the line of our own humanity to find sexual pleasure with something that is so far from human, and for some, just talking about it gets them wet. ]

Found this while browsing FB, and had to check back and confirm, nope this wasn't from one of you perverts, it's from another pervert. My feed there is now an odd mix of other people's baby photos, classic art, and stuff like this.
[NSFW] [do it yourSElf] [+8 Hot Pr0n]
[by Headlessfriar@4:57pmGMT] [17 comments]



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