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Saturday, 8 July 2017
quote [ A few men are championing the art of penis contouring, including internet-famous makeup artist Jeffree Star, who admitted in a video with Shane Dawson he enjoys contouring his peen.
‘I contour my shaft a lot,’ said Jeffree, explaining that he contours his penis while it’s erect, so that when it goes flaccid it still looks big. ] Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I prefer the racing stripe. Like my father, and his father before him.
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15 minute edit. 30 minute edit.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 6:02am GMT on 9th Jul
[Score:1 Funny]
http://www.cracked.com/article_19681_8-amazing-works-art-you-need-microscope-to-appreciate.html
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mechavolt said @ 8:55pm GMT on 8th Jul
I need pictures for confirmation.
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steele said @ 8:57pm GMT on 8th Jul
Right? What does this look like? Are there youtube tutorials?
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satanspenis666 said[1] @ 8:59pm GMT on 8th Jul
Looks like we're stuck with Redtube tutorials. This is just not the right kind of penis contouring.
View on YouTube |
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Dienes said @ 10:31pm GMT on 8th Jul
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rylex said @ 12:13am GMT on 9th Jul
yes. we all need to watch the tutorial. you know, for science!
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Dienes said @ 10:32pm GMT on 8th Jul
I hope they wash that off before fooling around.
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rylex said @ 12:13am GMT on 9th Jul
you would be surprised the number of people whom don't wash their toys before playing with them.
I mean, I understand the mentality. I not once chlorox/alcohol wiped a controller for any console I owned, and those got passed around more than a 5$ hooker... |
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Dienes said @ 2:40pm GMT on 9th Jul
No, I wouldn't be surprised, but I am disgusted. I guarantee that that is how this happened, no matter how much she wants to blame the IUD/bedsheets.
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eggboy said @ 10:18am GMT on 9th Jul
Fully, no matter how good they make it look, a dick that tastes like make-up is useless to me. I can only really see this being used by strippers.
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Dienes said @ 2:42pm GMT on 9th Jul
Great for upping the dick pic game.
In addition to the taste issues, I'd worry about the vaginal consequences of showing foundation and bronzer up there. |
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