Thursday, 29 June 2017

Woman shoots boyfriend - but no, it's not what you think.

quote [ A teenager killed her boyfriend as he held a thick book to his chest, believing it would stop the bullet. ]

Alright. Okay. Okidoky.

You know, like, people made careers of doing dangerous stunts since way before YouTube. But the idea is through careful practice and testing, and obsessive attention to detail, the actual danger can be minimized. Evel Knievel did not simply point his bike in the direction of the Grand Canyon and hope for the best.

Desert Eagle 050 at 30 inches? Christ! It's a Darwin, of course, but not one I'm especially happy about. Instead I feel depressed that people can be so stupid, and so desperate.
[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+2]
[by Kama-Kiri@1:23amGMT]

Comments

midden said @ 1:56am GMT on 29th Jun [Score:2 Informative]
Idiots. First youtube hit for "desert eagle .50 phone books".

Desert eagle .50 vs phone books
Kama-Kiri said @ 2:32am GMT on 29th Jun
I had previously imagined that such basics of survivability (the "check first" subroutine) was hardwired into the decision logic of all animate creatures. Apparently not.
rylex said @ 3:16am GMT on 29th Jun
it's wired into those of us with uncommon sense.
Dienes said @ 11:51pm GMT on 29th Jun
They probably did see it and thought "I know, let's use a hardcover!"
twinkle said @ 2:29am GMT on 29th Jun
You fool! It's a SWORD! The pen is mightier than the SWORD
cb361 said[1] @ 10:09am GMT on 29th Jun
Sword < Pen < Gun
rylex said @ 3:13am GMT on 29th Jun
this reminds me of the security guards who stabbed another one to death because you know, bulletproof vests will stop knives...

definitely some darwin award here. especially because the woman was dumb enough to think it was a bad idea, but followed through
yasha said @ 7:54am GMT on 29th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
she was 19. he was fucking her. some 19yo girls just kinda do whatever the guy who's fucking them says.

it is really sad. 19 and dumb shouldn't get you killed. or make you kill your love. or make your kids orphans.

Dienes said @ 1:15pm GMT on 29th Jun
Stupid teens of either gender do whatever their partner says.
midden said[1] @ 4:51am GMT on 29th Jun
Well, they do stop certain kinds of knives; small, soft, blunt, lead knives.

(edit)
... which made me think of this.
ral partha lead miniature thief knife
Silent said @ 6:39am GMT on 29th Jun
The real question is why does he need to be holding the book for testing?
If you think the book will stop a bullet, prop it up against a wall, shoot it for testing, worst case there's a hole in the wall.
Worst case here? Dumbass gets himself killed.
papango said @ 6:45am GMT on 29th Jun
Well, that won't tell you if the bullet will go through the book and into a person, dummy.
Dienes said @ 1:16pm GMT on 29th Jun
Look, do you want YouTube views, or not?
Morris Forgot his Password said @ 3:49pm GMT on 29th Jun
.50 calibre? I swear, in the US there are millions of high IQ folks and it seems that none of them make Youtube videos.
mechanical contrivance said @ 4:31pm GMT on 29th Jun
Sure they do, but no one watches those videos.
maximumtodd said @ 9:31pm GMT on 29th Jun
These things take care of themselves.

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